so, as most of you know-i teach pre-kindergarten at a private school here in frisco. it's brand new and and such a cool facility with every type of curriculum imaginable. this afternoon-as my ever-so-excited and antsy 5 year olds were waiting to begin their science lesson on "reptiles", this is the conversation i overheard between john* and miss sally*
(as john pretends his house is on fire, he picks up the phone to call 911. miss sally, to john's surprise, picks up the imaginary phone across the room)
miss sally: 911, what is your emergency?
john: THERE'S A FIRE IN MY HOUSE! THERE'S A FIRE IN MY HOUSE!
miss sally: is everyone okay?
john: EVERYONE IS FINE!
miss sally: ok, sir-what is your address?
john: (looking down at his shirt) ummm, red with 3 buttons?
miss sally: no, sir---your address? what is your address?
john: MISS SALLY!!!!! I DON'T WEAR A DRESS!
.....literally, a real conversation
*all names have been changed to protect the innocent...